Profile for Um...
  • Real name: Seymour Butz
  • Location: My Mother's Basement
  • Website:
  • EXP: 535
    • Forum Posts: 208
    • Comments: 145
    • Poll Votes: 8
    • Party Votes: 126
    • Visit bonuses: 48
    • Last visit bonus: Aug 17, 2010 05:00 PM PDT
  • Member since: Jan 26, 2010 10:24 PM PST
  • Last activity: Aug 17, 2010 09:37 PM PDT
  • Favorite Character Class: Black Wizard
  • Favorite Party: RM/WM/BM/BM
  • Interests: Final Fantasy NES
  • Life Story:

    The crossed axe and sword were so enticing. I couldn't help but to dream of wielding such ancient and powerful weapons in this mystical world that is held together by the powers of four orbs focused on a central point in the Temple of Fiends.

    Gripped by the prospects of heroic battle, swept away in the wild and wiley currents of ambition, pulled forth through the cosmos into where I must end a world of the Chaos that threatens to rend it from itself, I lifted the controller and pushed A.......

Recent Comments by Um...
Aug 02, 2010 01:33 PM PDT

URERROR's post is the funniest post ever. Every time I see it, I'm like, "wtf."

Jul 28, 2010 10:59 AM PDT

Word.

Also: LoF smarter than a gerbil ftw.

Jul 28, 2010 10:44 AM PDT

I need a big puffy chair. I use a folding chair, and office chairs all seem overpriced.

I gotta hit some going out of business office auctions or something.

Jul 28, 2010 10:07 AM PDT

What does it mean to sweep you the right way though?

Sweep backwards, maybe?

Jun 29, 2010 01:56 PM PDT

Garland drops a Longsword

View all comments by Um...
38 Comments
Feb 07, 2010 10:35 PM PST

Dude stop ripping on the remakes

Feb 07, 2010 10:49 PM PST

Dude, I gotta express myself.

Feb 11, 2010 10:42 PM PST

Dude, where's my car?

Feb 13, 2010 05:39 PM PST

dude, wheres my lucky darth vader skull ring?

Feb 16, 2010 01:28 PM PST

dude, look at what i started

Feb 16, 2010 08:59 PM PST

Dude, become a poet.

Feb 16, 2010 10:34 PM PST

Dude, I agree with lord of fantasy.

Feb 17, 2010 04:34 PM PST

Duuuuuuude..... what have we all been doing?

Feb 18, 2010 08:27 PM PST

Your comments on the parties pages are amazing! I love your insight, I cant really add anything else to the comments page haha X^D

Unless it's like, a remake comment or something.

Feb 20, 2010 08:32 PM PST

Dude...Welcome!

Mar 23, 2010 10:28 PM PDT

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!........WTF?

Apr 01, 2010 09:54 PM PDT

Dude, your originality is remarkable. Kudos.

Apr 02, 2010 07:52 AM PDT

C-c-c-combo breaker!

Apr 02, 2010 04:30 PM PDT

Dude... is a word that starts with the letter D. The second letter of the word Dude is U. The Third letter in the word Dude is D again. The last and final letter of the word Dude is E.

Apr 03, 2010 08:48 PM PDT

It would be polite to say please.

Apr 06, 2010 07:27 PM PDT

my name is made of something other than matter.

Apr 07, 2010 06:37 PM PDT

Indeed it is.

Apr 11, 2010 02:25 PM PDT

Yeah I prefer most remixes now, The Black Mages and Hellion sound are all good

Apr 12, 2010 10:23 PM PDT

I think Dusklord's last comment before bannination is pretty appropriate.

Apr 13, 2010 09:46 PM PDT

ALL HAIL THE MERCIFUL BRIAN AND HIS BANHAMMER!

Apr 18, 2010 09:14 PM PDT

I miss Um... and his wit. and poems. and witty poems.

Apr 20, 2010 06:24 PM PDT

hi, 017149 [realy me!] I have to tell you this, my account got F**KED up! bout this account, is not gonna mess up! please visit my new account.

May 01, 2010 06:41 PM PDT

Maybe Um... Died?? Nah he couldn't could he?

May 12, 2010 10:48 PM PDT

Even if he did, his spirit will continue to haunt the forums...

May 17, 2010 11:11 PM PDT

I can never die

May 18, 2010 06:00 PM PDT

Wanna test that theory!? *grabs massive axe and raises it menacingly*

May 26, 2010 02:22 PM PDT

UM.. CANNOT DIE BECAUSE OF SIENCE

May 28, 2010 02:11 AM PDT

TRVTH

Jun 04, 2010 08:19 AM PDT

I wish someone would welcome me to the site

Jun 18, 2010 05:29 PM PDT

I dig your username.

... dude? ;P

Jul 26, 2010 09:32 AM PDT

Dude, dude?

Jul 28, 2010 11:23 AM PDT

Hi, Rune Master, and welcome to this site, dude.....(!?)

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