Profile for Jesus F. Christ
  • Real name: J.
  • Location: Persecution, NM
  • Website: http://www.discogs.com/Flowering-Blight-The-Perfect-Pair/release/1541689
  • EXP: 932
    • Forum Posts: 601
    • Comments: 130
    • Poll Votes: 8
    • Party Votes: 126
    • Visit bonuses: 67
    • Last visit bonus: Sep 04, 2010 04:17 AM PDT
  • Member since: Jan 21, 2010 09:54 PM PST
  • Last activity: Sep 04, 2010 05:08 AM PDT
  • Favorite Character Class: Red Wizard
  • Favorite Party: BB/BB/BM/BM
  • Interests: Religion, politics, fine arts, industrial metal, power electronics, nicotine, chicks, booze, guns, FIRE TRUCKS, Final Fantasy... Everything that's bad for me.
  • Life Story:

    Not much to say, really. I drink, smoke, paint, pulverize my brain with Godawful racket, live, laugh, learn, love, hate... and squeeze in a little FF action when possible.

    Used to be a regular here from about '07-'09, up until the Great Cleansing, as it were. Thought this place was all but lost, but I'm really diggin' the fresh coat of paint Brian has lovingly applied to the site.

    Great to be back. Red Wizard rules.

Recent Comments by Jesus F. Christ
Sep 04, 2010 05:08 AM PDT

XD

Aug 28, 2010 05:50 AM PDT

Nah. Needs an RM to be pimpin' pimpin'.

Aug 28, 2010 05:47 AM PDT

Knight gets Dragon Armor and the Excalibur. Ninja A gets Ice Mail/Fire Shield, Ninja B recieves Fire Mail/Ice Shield; both have Katanas. Red Wizard gets to rock the Opal Bracelet and beats ass with the Masamune.

Dig it.

Aug 28, 2010 05:40 AM PDT

Pre-class change is an exercise in futility. Afterwards, this group gets VICIOUS.

Facket. Ups.

Aug 28, 2010 05:38 AM PDT

Probably waaaay better than my favorite party of BB/BB/BM/BM by a long shot, but I dunno. Tough call.

View all comments by Jesus F. Christ
38 Comments
Feb 02, 2010 05:54 PM PST

Does the F in your name stand for "F**K"?

Feb 06, 2010 12:11 AM PST

It could. Though I'm partial to "Frankenstein."

Feb 06, 2010 08:58 AM PST

I'm from New Mexico. Go Lobos.

Feb 11, 2010 08:33 AM PST

I remember your posts before the great cleansing.

It's good to finally be able to attatch a face, er, sprite to the name.

Feb 14, 2010 02:23 AM PST

@K2: Heh, I'm actually not from New Mexico. It's kind of an in-joke between a few buddies of mine and I over a "No Trespassing" sign we found right in the middle of nowhere on the way to a kickback. Long, pointless story. I'm actually not too far away, though.

@Um...: Well, aight. Good times.

Mar 18, 2010 06:05 PM PDT

New look - Just to Fuck with you, Buddy

Mar 21, 2010 10:07 PM PDT

(FUCKED)

DX

Apr 04, 2010 07:40 PM PDT

Jesus, I think you might be nocturnal. Also, you are very open about your oppinions. Does this ever get you in trouble?

Apr 06, 2010 10:21 AM PDT

@Cyph3r: You're pretty much right about both things. I don't sleep and I spit mad truth.

Apr 06, 2010 11:49 PM PDT

plus he thinks he's black ... wait are you Jesus?

Apr 07, 2010 04:23 PM PDT

Jesus was black? I though he was an alien space pickle.

Apr 09, 2010 07:30 PM PDT

WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NUTTIN' TA FUCK WIT

Apr 10, 2010 09:40 PM PDT

I have no religion. Sorry, it's just not my thing.

Apr 11, 2010 11:53 AM PDT

That's too bad. Religion can save you.

Apr 11, 2010 03:37 PM PDT

BRING THA MUTHA FUCKIN RUCKUS, JESUS

Apr 16, 2010 11:43 PM PDT

I feel a connection with you, JFC. I think it's because we joined the FFClassic crowd at the same time. Your profile number is 65 and mine is 64.

A shot of Jack to you, sir!

Apr 17, 2010 04:51 AM PDT

@gnaist: JD? Oh, MAN, I love it when you talk dirty to me.

Apr 18, 2010 05:13 PM PDT

I always knew Jesus was a Red Mage. That's the type of thing they never taught me at Sunday School...but I knew it in my heart.

Apr 18, 2010 09:11 PM PDT

Red WIZARD. So he can use Deathbringer. (Ironic, huh?)

Apr 18, 2010 10:30 PM PDT

Chyeah. :D

Apr 18, 2010 10:39 PM PDT

Let's not be pedantic! Red Wizard is merely the highest form of Red Mage! I'd expect no less from Jesus.

May 24, 2010 06:29 PM PDT

Guess what, Jesus?

I'm drunk. Pin a metal on me. Por favor, buddy.

May 25, 2010 10:07 PM PDT

ALWAYS A GOOD DECISION.

May 30, 2010 12:19 AM PDT

JFC kicked Chaos' ass in the yin yang fire ice fight. You should hypercam that, put it on youtube, i wanna see that.

May 31, 2010 02:15 AM PDT

We'll see.

Jun 04, 2010 08:14 AM PDT

you should change your name to kevin so you would be KFC

Jun 04, 2010 03:07 PM PDT

Chaos is watching Big Brother

Jun 08, 2010 07:45 AM PDT

*duhnuhnuhduhnuhnuh*

Jul 12, 2010 08:06 PM PDT

Where'd you go, Jesus?

Jul 15, 2010 01:23 AM PDT

Had to bounce outta town for a month to take care of business and hit up a funeral. Needle in the groove. No damage done.

Aug 06, 2010 08:50 AM PDT

What does "Needle in the groove" mean?

Aug 08, 2010 08:39 PM PDT

Think vinyl, my man.

Aug 09, 2010 09:00 AM PDT

my vinyl collection laughs at me and provides no answers

Aug 17, 2010 08:15 PM PDT

Dude, you actually got the balls to contribute to the new story. Congrats.

Aug 18, 2010 01:47 PM PDT

You always brighten my day..... ugh I sound gay

Aug 21, 2010 02:53 AM PDT

@K2: Indeed.

@Kain: Oh, you silly goose.

Sep 07, 2010 04:54 PM PDT

Oh just stop it you two! Goodness guh-racious!

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