We might have a problem here.

Just pointing this out in case it was something weird.

I hate this game, it is stupid, I hate all video games and just about everything else! my name is Mr. Esson and I am a complete retard. I need to lose weight because i am unusually fat and wear the same clothes every day!!

Nobody loves me and i have never had a girlfriend thats because I am an absolute retard!!! I eat more than sixty donuts every other hour and i basically inhale them.

Yes, that is correct i am that fat! Ronald McDonald is my Idol and Father. I need to get a fucking life because i am such a loser. once again i find it important to oint out that I am a fat retarded substitute teacher that teaches THE jarret bjornerud... thats right, the jarret bjornerud! he is the most brilliant and sexy student that i have ever had the pleasure of teaching.

I am just to retarded to notice. I hate women and I hate men. I am an anti-sexual. I have raped a large majority of the students in mmy class and i have told them all how ugly and retarded they are. the only one of the students that i could not rape was jarret cuz he is awesome and he kicked my ass